Here's a sampling of Tiddy Ogg, a very funny blind person.
Your pulse is weak, your blood is thinYour memory's failing, your head's in a spinHow do you know your youth is spent?Cos your "get up and go" has got up and wentBut never mind, you'll be like a young pup As you recall all the places your get up's got upArise each morning and dust off your witsPick up the paper and read the obits.If your name's not there, you know you're not deadJust fix some breakfast and go back to bed.
I thought my heart would burst with joy,So wildly did it beat.No other hand unto my heartCould greater pleasure bringThan the dear one I held last night--Four aces and a king. Rover took over "And he was a right swot© V4C, That's the end of the heads up. Youâve always accused me of talking dirtyBut Iâve notShakespeare said "Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App.
commentaires For those who are easily confused, there are online dictionaries galore which will provide suitable (although sometimes self-referential) definitions of cottaging, frottaging, dogging, tea bagging and many more sexual deviancies. Copyright © 1999-2020 Ahmad Anvari. A selection of funny rude and dirty poems which range from the mildly titillating to the frankly obscene.
she kept it in her back yard
flirty text message, And dropped the bitch off at the next block!
SMS d'amour Message d'amour Poèmes d'amour Citation d'amour Lettres d'amour SMS d'amour pour elle SMS d'amour pour lui Bonne année 2016 SMS Saint Valentin SMS Tu me manque Anniversaire Declarations d'amour Messages pour souhaiter un joyeux Noel Paroles d'amour SMS bonjour Message de bonne nuit Mots d'amour Proverbes d'amour Texto d'amour Je pense a toi Couverture de facebook … Jack be nimble ", "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this.".
The grand old Duke of YorkHe had ten thousand men, And when he had the energyHe had them all again, Mary had a little skirtwith splits right up the sidesand everywhere that Mary wentthe boys could see her thighs.Mary had another skirt'twas split right up the front...But she didn't wear that one often.
and Jill said "I don't wanna" take a puff, Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock. Considered the greatest long poem in 20th century Brazilian poetry, Ferreira's Gullar's Dirty Poem was written as a response to the Brazilian dictatorship that put him in exile and murdered thousands. At six feet three and sixteen stoneYou're enormous, some would thinkBut I love all your big bitsSome more than others .....wink...wink..!
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